A Seasonal Carol for Atlanta 
...and Tuscaloosa, and Tel Aviv, and Leningrad, and Mumbai...  
Think: "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas!"
12 February 2014

It’s beginning to look a lot like Norway, 
Here in Tel Aviv,
There’s already a foot of snow, And everyone wants to know,
 
Can we ski the Pyramids on Christmas Eve? 

 

It’s been hotter than hell in Novosibirsk,

For a month at least …but tovarisch, don’t you know? 
To Siberia I’d go - Just to catch a breeze!

 






Glaciers retreating and subartic heating 
The jetstream’s out of control… 
Carbon emissions confirming suspicions
The ozone’s peppered with holes;

  

But Eskimos are fi-nally enjoying guacamole!

It’s beginning to look a lot like Moscow, 

Here in old Bombay, 
For a change it is very nice, 
But my curry has turned to ice, 
and they’re skating on the Ganges, so they say;

 
They used to have sun in Ala-bama,
Not so long ago,

 

But the funniest sight to see 
Are the “experts” that will be
There on Fox TeeVee,

Climate change it’s NOT, 

It’s a Liberal Plot!