2014年7月22日火曜日

GALACTIC COUNCIL FINAL DECISION -  VOTE IS UNANIMOUS:

HUMANS TOO VIOLENT AND PRIMITIVE TO BE ALLOWED TO EXIST - CONSTITUTE A SERIOUS THREAT TO INTELLIGENT LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE

Supercluster 11B News Service
21 Derlopshin AG 20145642
(Translation by Emini Hefaabizib)

By a unanimous vote today the galactic council passed a resolution stating in part that the semi-evolved apes currently dominating the third planet in the Sol system have consistently demonstrated an utter inability to attain any degree of moral or ethical civilization, constitute a grave threat to intelligent life in the universe, and should be eliminated.

Recent reports from the Centauri 11 survey suggest that after two million years of species integrity and approximately five thousand years of communal living, humans are now murdering each other and destroying their environment at an almost unprecedented rate.  Most disturbing to the council was evidence that they have actually begun to regress to the extent that helpless children, elderly people and the disabled are now murdered and maimed by laughing imbecilic apes possessing weapons so sophisticated that no species should have access  to them.

Secretary Yag Cwefmio noted pointedly that "...their technologically superior nations have ramped up a policy of slaughtering utterly innocent civilians without expressing the slightest concern about doing so; as long as it serves their military or political aims.  Worse, their people and news services have become so inured to the constant obscenities of human life that the terminology used to describe the endless horror has become weak and ineffectual..."

The council expressed universal disgust that such a crude and destructive species has been allowed to exist as long as it has and approved termination "...at the chairman's earliest convenience..."

Other non-human species on the planet are to be preserved in hope of a later development of group intelligence which will eventually lead to civilization.