BAD KING DON
(Apologies to "Good King Wenceslas")
Don the president looked out, on hordes who called him saintly,
Don the president looked out, on hordes who called him saintly,
"You and you are fire’d … (said he)… for
praising me too faintly.
I will deep six any-one who scoffs at my
commandments,
I’m your president, no, KING!, The rule of law be damn’d. Ho Ho!"
Then little Adam stood and said, "Enough!
We’ll throw you over,
We’ve got you quite red-handed now, ADMIT the
whistle-blower,
You’ve been
involved in crim’nal acts, agains the poor U-kranians,
Putin cannot save you now, the truth will
pull your reins in! Ho!"
Donny said, "You scare me not, my cultists re-ly
on me,
I will just arrange a hit through sleazoid
Giu-liani,
I am not concerned at all - by your
impeachment fol-lies,
MAGA’s a great stand-in for…Deustchland Uber
Alles!
The G-O-P imploded then, in spite of Trumpist
money,
And quid pro quo was soon eclipsed by crimes
not quite so funny,
They scrambled like rats from a ship, ho-ping
for futures sunny,
Yet the senate went from red to blue, in fall
of 2020 - Oh!
Now peaceful calm reigns everywhere, all
honored new and shiny,
And Don no longer tweets nonstop while
kissing Putin’s heinie,
Yet Santa-Claus forgot him not, while jingle
bells were ringing,
A lump of coal he brought to Don while
stopping down in Sing-Sing. Oh!